Monday, July 18, 2011

Atari Emulator -> Plaque Man

While clearly not as fun or as high-scoring as Caterpiggle, this is definitely the only Pac-Man clone that combines fun AND dental hygiene. As any mentally healthy person would wonder upon first seeing the game board... what kind of strange maze-shaped mouth is that? What sort of being would possess such a configuration of yellow teeth that need brushing? And what kind of super-germs create cavities in these teeth so quickly? I'll bet it's either Pepsi or Reese's FastBreak that's the culprit. Fortunately for the walking toothbrush-shaped Pac-Man, there are only three "ghosts" that half chase you, half wander the maze to wreak havoc on the innocent teeth. And of course there are four "power pellets", which I can only assume are tubes of fluoride. There's just one catch: you only get four per GAME. They are not renewed with each level, so use them sparingly, because around level 8 you'll need them all. This is one of those games that doesn't want you to play it. That must be what I love about it so much: it plays hard to win! I mean, hard to get!
Oh boy! Harvest Ready! Back to FarmVille with me. I'm trying to cut back on my Tetris Battle, but I always make sure to stop by at 9pm for my five bonus spins. Jealous? Don't be. You probably have a life.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011


I knew this would happen. Now I gotta play Doom 2 all over again... at the proper Hurt Me Plenty level. Well, this way, you gotta conserve your ammo a little more. And of course I gotta make sure I get that Barrels o' Fun level just right. Stupid Arch-Viles! Too many of 'em.

friday, 7/15: finished!!!!! God, I love that game.