Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Welp, I failed. I was in the sauna at the gym today and two old guys were talking. One was lamenting that he ever bought a Nintendo... whichever (he rattled off a bunch of names like "GameCube" and "64"), and the other said that he never even liked Pac-Man. Guess you just gotta pick your poison in this life... whether it's movies, comic books, or video games. Also, I'm sitting here in the dark, cross-legged on my floor, with a laptop on a banker's box... but on the bright side, I did just catch a flea! I tried to kill it by rubbing it on the non-keyboard part of the laptop, but it's too smooth. God, I hate fleas. Miniature versions of the alien in the Alien movies, only much worse. Having the cat is almost not worth it, I dare say!
Monday, May 25, 2015
...yup, there it is, all right. Do well enough on this test, and you'll get to type 40 words per minute for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for the rest of your life, for $2,000 a month. What's not to like? Of course, typing 40 words per minute for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for the rest of your life... that's a young man's game. They don't want some old piece of...
Saturday, May 16, 2015
And I have the nerve to call myself a programmer! Look what someone came up with! A complete Gateway to Apshai map! Complete with bug. Apparently, the original programmers weren't able to make their own logic airtight. Still, who can blame them? I mean, to cram 8 levels, 16 dungeons and 7,680 rooms into 24K? Something's bound to give... I mean, got to give.